Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Aggrivation

Guys can be such dickheads sometimes, I say this because this is what went down at lunch today:

My friends and I are all just sitting there, Evan is listening to my iPod and this guy ( a popular jock guy.... we'll call him J) comes up to me and says this:

J: Hey, you wanna bone me?
Me: What?
J: Do you want to bone me?
Me: NO! Get the fuck away from me dude-
J: Oh, so later?
Me: NO! GO THE FUCK AWAY, BRITTANY TELL THIS JERK TO GO AWAY, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Unfortunately Brittany didn't hear me and wasn't aware of what was going on. So this dumbass walks away and goes back to his friends and laughs it off. His friends had obviously told him to go screw around with some random chick. What a fucking jerk, seriously. Do you really think that I'm going to find you attractive if you ask me if I want to "bone" you? No, that was sexual harassment right there smart one. I prefer men who like me for who I am and not what's in my pants. It's days like this that I hate men (however there are exceptions to my guy friends, you all are awesome).

1 comment:

Shy Girls Win said...

Jade, Davey, Hunter, and Adam would NEVER say anything like that to their fans.